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arcreact: can be traced back to boys school, when i was expelled for using the headmaster's computer to search ebay for "LUNCH" (my being a shit head)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-06-20 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
technically this is a plain text conversation
i haven't actually said anything


[ What a shit. ]

were you at least wearing gloves and goggles?
lab safety is paramount, doctor
arcreact: "let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow" (and then she said to me:)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-06-20 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"i'm not giving you the details" he says while giving me the details
i feel like that sums up our relationship
arcreact: hint: i am. ((724) i may or may not be wearing a cape)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-06-20 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
acceptable
you'll be happy to know morbid curiosity only goes so far, anyway
arcreact: that i've made out with everybody i work with? ((301) is it a bad thing)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-06-20 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Old buddy old pal, ]

you do not want the honest answer to that question
arcreact: "drunk" / "getting laid" / "in the hospital" ((859) your last three texts to me were)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-06-20 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
well
i think i've finally reached the point where people are running out of very alarming things to tell me?
so that's promising


unless you've got anything hidden up your sleeve?
i'd recommend getting it out now, if so


[ Anthony Edward Stark presents 'The Art of Not Actually Answering That Question'. ]
arcreact: staring at your fingerprints, and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how" ((661) you sat on the couch for 2 hours)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-06-20 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh jesus christ WHY ]

what
wait, are you kidding me?
no
arcreact: "how are you still alive"? ((512) the only thing the cop asked me is)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-06-20 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, because i always turn down pertinent information just because it's unpleasant

[ GDIT ]

you know what, you may as well gimme the spark notes
arcreact: you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules ((516) you know you're drunk when)

1/???

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-07-02 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a long pause before the responses roll in, and when they do, there's roughly 30 seconds between them, like he thinks he's done asking questions only to think of more, and asks them without waiting for answers to the earlier ones. ]

Aldrich Killian? who the hell is
actually wait
i remember that guy
i met him at a conference
i think
i don't know
i was drunk
arcreact: (what the hap is fuckening)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-07-02 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Bruce
how do you THEORETICALLY take over the whole US government???
arcreact: (s t a r e)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-07-02 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
actually hang on
Extremis like Maya Hansen's Extremis?
you're telling me she upgraded from blowing up plants to blowing up people?

arcreact: that's a first. ((425) am i being cock blocked by karaoke)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-07-02 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
i figured that equation out while i was drunk over a decade ago
why is she blowing up PEOPLE????
arcreact: this is straight up 'zoinks' (this surpassed 'yikes' tbh)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-07-02 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
why the hell did i blow up all my suits
why were there 40 of them
i don't have 40 suits


[ Yet. HE COULD CRY. ]
arcreact: because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti ((770) i got us kicked out of the bar)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-07-02 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU SURE PEPPER'S OK?
arcreact: he is going to have a heart attack i'm Concerned (someone take this man to a doctor)

I'M DONE I'M SO SORRY

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-07-02 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
what the fuck
this all sounds fake


[ His brain seems to have ground to a halt around here, so Bruce is spared for now. ]
Edited 2016-07-02 21:28 (UTC)
arcreact: thank u & god bless (THE most important civil war icon)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-07-03 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well. That sounds like Pepper, at least. Pepper being incredible: the only believable part of that story. ]

i need to stop asking questions
arcreact: the civil war icons begin (just kidding keywords NEVER)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-07-04 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ From back home, from the future, sure. But as far as shitty stories go, they definitely haven't talked about stuff like C-Primary, for example. Which they can talk about never. ]

finally ran dry?
well, i'm not complaining
we can go back to all cheer all the time

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