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Bruce Banner ([personal profile] hyperkinesia) wrote2037-01-01 12:00 am
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arcreact: explanation? ((508) awoke with 47 flamingos in my bed)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-06-12 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Jesus Christ.

His stomach clenches for a moment, and he's probably doing a piss-poor job of not looking stricken, because he knows full well what that kind of incident would mean for Bruce personally—nevermind politically. There's only so much SHIELD can protect them from. There's only so much the Avengers can dodge on good deeds and good graces alone.

He figures a rampage through South Africa probably isn't up there.

And there's another unspoken understanding, too, something his mind immediately supplies as an inevitability to a situation like that ("pitch us against each other," "fighting amongst ourselves"): it would've been on the Avengers to neutralize the Hulk somehow. And that wouldn't be pretty, no matter what form it takes. ]


Hang on. What the hell does "get into your head" mean?

[ He opts for that question before anything else, because he has no idea what Wanda's powers are - only that she presumably has some, if she's on the team at all - and that seems like info he'd like to have on file. Yesterday. ]
arcreact: you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules ((516) you know you're drunk when)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-06-14 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ For one brief, mad moment, Tony wants to bust out laughing. It would probably sound semi-hysterical, if he did. What was it Wanda had said when he'd welcomed her to the team a few days ago? "You might want to talk to Steve before you say that"?

No fucking wonder.

Too bad Steve isn't the person Tony asked. ]


Jesus, Bruce. [ What more can he say, really? He knows Bruce is playing a constant tug-of-war with the big guy, and that's without being literally mindfucked. The girl must be extremely crazy or extremely stupid to try that on Bruce Banner in the first place. And now Tony's left with the job of trying to piece all of this information together, to form some kind of coherent picture. The only constants seem to be "Tony Stark screws up" and "everything goes to hell", usually with those two realities heavily interacting. He sort of wishes he could be comforted in the knowledge that other people are screwing up too, but that's never been how he operates. ]

You know, I haven't heard a single good thing about our future. How 'bout that? Figures.

[ Based on everything he's been told, what kind of future do the Avengers really have? ]
arcreact: but this yelp review says theres a nude man at the summit swinging chains around and yelling "fuck u" (well i was gonna climb mt. everest)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-06-16 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bruce is bitter, and maybe already resigned. Tony can see that. But Tony, his mind is already running itself through a million alternatives. From what few details he's managed to cobble together from various alarming - and sometimes hostile - conversations, he's imagining every possible outcome to an event that hasn't even happened for them yet.

Strings he can pull. Alternatives. Hypothetical ways out of the cave, as it were. ]


Listen—we'll deal with it. That's what we do.

[ That's what Tony personally tasks himself with doing. ]
arcreact: "drunk" / "getting laid" / "in the hospital" ((859) your last three texts to me were)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-06-27 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I've got some faith in our ingenuity.

[ He's got faith in his own ingenuity, at any rate. If there's one thing he knows, it's that he's pulled himself out of impossible shit almost more times than he can count. Surely the future will be no exception. ]

Nice of her to come up with a totally innocuous secret Hulk-weapon, though. And here I was thinking about designing a Hulk-busting suit.

[ He doesn't know that's going to actually happen, of course. But he and Bruce were probably not very far away from pitching the idea and coming up with initial designs when Tony was plucked up by the Ingress. ]
arcreact: no one. nobody. (no one cares what hank pym says)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-06-27 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Tony matches Bruce's blitheness, because... well... this is just how they operate. ]

Huh. Spoilers.

[ As if the rest of that entire conversation wasn't already spoilers. ]

Good to know I was right about you being on board with the idea. I figured you would be, but Pepper made a face when I pitched the concept.
arcreact: "let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow" (and then she said to me:)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-06-30 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah?

[ He actually seems surprised, like he hadn't imagined Bruce would want to pursue that little project here, of all places. But then... your Hulk problem doesn't go away just because you're relatively settled down. ]

Well you're not about to hear me say "no, let's not build an awesome, gigantic suit of Hulk-busting armor".
arcreact: (did i jsut piss myself? no)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-07-03 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ One quirked eyebrow and one smirk, possibly meant to make some of the genuine excitement. He'd never turn down a project like this; probably would've forged ahead even if Bruce weren't on board. The fact that he is just means the process will be that much more smooth and enjoyable. ]

So future-me gave you a present to deliver to current-me. Perfect. He knows just what I what.
arcreact: if you do it with enough confidence ((636) anything's socially acceptable)

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-07-05 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ And then the whole ship will turn to glass and Bruce will go blind and a bunch of people will die, but they'll get to it eventually, surely. ]

Sounds like a date to me.